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WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??

hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

Oh god… oh god no dear god

so many feels oh gosh

phil baby why

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gross ugly pathetic sobbing

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Disney Classics:
101 Dalmatians
101 Dalmatians II Patch’s London Adventure
Aladdin
Aladdin: The Return of Jafar
Aladdin and the King of Thieves
Alice in Wonderland
Atlantis: Milo’s Return
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Bambi
Bambi II
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas 
Bolt
Brother Bear
Brother Bear 2
Chicken Little
Cinderella
Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
Cinderella III: A Twist in Time
Dinosaur
Dumbo
Enchanted
Fantasia
Fantasia 2000
Hercules
James and the Giant Peach
Lady and the Tramp
Lady and the Tramp 2
Leeroy & Stitch
Lilo & Stitch
Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Had a Glitch
Mary Poppins
Meet the Robinsons
Mulan
Mulan II
Oliver & Company
Peter Pan
Peter Pan: Return to Never Land
Pinocchio
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Pocahontas
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
Robin Hood
Sleeping Beauty
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Stitch! The Movie
Tangled
Tangled Ever After
Tarzan
Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan II
The Aristocats 
The Black Cauldron
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treasure
The Emperor’s New Groove
The Fox Hound
The Fox Hound 2
The Great Mouse Detective
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II
The Jungle Book
The Jungle Book 2
The Muppets
The Little Mermaid
The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
The Little Mermaid III: Ariel’s Beginning
The Lion King
The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride
The Lion King 1½
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
The Princess and the Frog
The Reluctant Dragon
The Rescuers
The Rescuers Down Under
The Sword in the Stone
The Tigger Movie
Tinker Bell
Treasure Planet
Winnie the Pooh
Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Yeah
Disney Pixar:
A Bug’s Life
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins
Cars
Cars 2
Finding Nemo
Monster Inc.
Ratatouille
The Incredibles
Toy Story 
Toy Story 2
Toy Story 3
Up
WALL-E
Your Friend, the Rat
Pixar Shorts:
Boundin’
BURN-E
Cars Toon Maters Tall Tales
Day & Night
Dug’s Special Mission
Geri’s Game
For the Birds
Knick Knack
Lifted
Luxo Jr.
Jack-Jack Attack
Mike’s New Car
One Man Band
Partly Cloudy
Presto
Red’s Dream
Tin Toy
The Adventures of André and Wally B
Your Friend, the Rat
Marvel/Superheros:
Captain America: The First Avenger
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
John Carter
The Avengers
The Incredible Hulk
Thor
Tron: Legacy
Updated: I’ve recently updated this with more movies and fixed the previous links, since links expire quickly. If a link expires or you have any request for movies to be added, please message me here.

I THINK I’M GONNA CRY LIFE IS SO GOOD

im just going to go ahead and reblog this for safe keeping

tavros-hot-butt:

1800-suckmycock:

forthedisneylove:

Disney Classics:

101 Dalmatians

101 Dalmatians II Patch’s London Adventure

Aladdin

Aladdin: The Return of Jafar

Aladdin and the King of Thieves

Alice in Wonderland

Atlantis: Milo’s Return

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Bambi

Bambi II

Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas 

Bolt

Brother Bear

Brother Bear 2

Chicken Little

Cinderella

Cinderella II: Dreams Come True

Cinderella III: A Twist in Time

Dinosaur

Dumbo

Enchanted

Fantasia

Fantasia 2000

Hercules

James and the Giant Peach

Lady and the Tramp

Lady and the Tramp 2

Leeroy & Stitch

Lilo & Stitch

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Had a Glitch

Mary Poppins

Meet the Robinsons

Mulan

Mulan II

Oliver & Company

Peter Pan

Peter Pan: Return to Never Land

Pinocchio

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men’s Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Pocahontas

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

Robin Hood

Sleeping Beauty

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Stitch! The Movie

Tangled

Tangled Ever After

Tarzan

Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan II

The Aristocats 

The Black Cauldron

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treasure

The Emperor’s New Groove

The Fox Hound

The Fox Hound 2

The Great Mouse Detective

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

The Hunchback of Notre Dame II

The Jungle Book

The Jungle Book 2

The Muppets

The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

The Little Mermaid III: Ariel’s Beginning

The Lion King

The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride

The Lion King 1½

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

The Princess and the Frog

The Reluctant Dragon

The Rescuers

The Rescuers Down Under

The Sword in the Stone

The Tigger Movie

Tinker Bell

Treasure Planet

Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Yeah

Disney Pixar:

A Bug’s Life

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins

Cars

Cars 2

Finding Nemo

Monster Inc.

Ratatouille

The Incredibles

Toy Story 

Toy Story 2

Toy Story 3

Up

WALL-E

Your Friend, the Rat

Pixar Shorts:

Boundin’

BURN-E

Cars Toon Maters Tall Tales

Day & Night

Dug’s Special Mission

Geri’s Game

For the Birds

Knick Knack

Lifted

Luxo Jr.

Jack-Jack Attack

Mike’s New Car

One Man Band

Partly Cloudy

Presto

Red’s Dream

Tin Toy

The Adventures of André and Wally B

Your Friend, the Rat

Marvel/Superheros:

Captain America: The First Avenger

Iron Man

Iron Man 2

John Carter

The Avengers

The Incredible Hulk

Thor

Tron: Legacy

Updated: I’ve recently updated this with more movies and fixed the previous links, since links expire quickly. If a link expires or you have any request for movies to be added, please message me here.

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The Greatest Mysteries of the Planets
Mercury
Mercury is notoriously difficult to study, thanks to its proximity to the scorching hot and blindingly bright sun. Thus, mysteries abound. For example, Mercury has a giant core — perhaps because its outer, lighter layers got brushed off by planetary collisions long ago, but scientists aren’t sure. It also has a magnetic field and an atmosphere, both of unknown origin. In fact, the little planet leaks a steady stream of atmospheric particles, suggesting its atmosphere is somehow constantly regenerated. 
Venus
Planetary scientists are still working out the details of how a once-earthlike Venus gradually morphed into the hellishly hot planet shrouded in a thick blanket of toxic gases we see today. But a bigger mystery regarding Earth’s “evil twin” is why the planet’s atmosphere swirls around it 60 times faster than the sphere spins itself; and speaking of Venus’ spin, no one knows why it goes counter-clockwise unlike all the other inner planets, such that the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. 
Earth
You might think we’d have nailed down the major bullet points about our home planet’s structure and formation, but in fact, big zingers remain. We don’t know, for example, how all this water got here, and we’re uncertain about the nature of Earth’s core, which, strangely, transmits seismic waves faster in one direction than the other. Our beloved satellite has big bogglers, too. While most scientists think the moon formed from a chunk of Earth that got knocked off during an ancient impact, the theory has a hole: the theoretical impactor, dubbed Theia, should have left a residue with distinctive characteristics, but it has not been detected. 
Mars
The Red Planet, now frigid, barren and seemingly deserted, spent its first 500 million or billion years as warm, wet and geologically dynamic. Scientists don’t know why it changed so drastically for the worse. They also wonder whether a more vibrant Mars once harbored life, and if it did, whether any bacteria-like Martian organisms managed to adapt to the harsher environs that took over, and are still eking out an existence there. 
Jupiter
Like a carefully dyed Easter egg, Jupiter is girded by lighter-hued bands called zones and darker bands called belts. But are these stripes merely surface features overlaying a uniform inner ball of gas, or are the zones and belts actually the tops of concentric cylinders that make up the planet? Whole stripes have been known to disappear without a trace; one vanished in May 2010 that was twice as wide as Earth; why? Other surface decors, such as the swirling vortex known as the Great Red Spot, are equally as mysterious: What power source drives their turbulent motion?
Saturn
For four centuries, astronomers have contemplated Saturn’s eye-popping rings, but none of their attempts to explain the beautiful features have ever seemed quite right. The rings could have formed from the icy remnants of a bygone moon, or from a passing comet torn to shreds by the planet’s gravity; they could be relatively young at just a few hundred million years old, or they might date back to the birth of Saturn more than four billion years ago. We just don’t know. We’re also yet to nail down the dynamics of giant storms and jet streams on the ringed planet’s surface, as well as the dynamics of its rotation.
Uranus
Planets are expected to radiate heat leftover inside them from their fiery formation process, but puzzlingly, Uranus radiates little or no heat into space. Perhaps the seventh planet’s heat got unleashed during some cosmic smash-up in the distant past. (That collision could also have caused the planet’s strange sideways spin.) Or, maybe Uranus somehow self-insulates, keeping all its heat trapped inside.
Neptune
Astronomers had expected Neptune to be a weatherless, featureless world in deep freeze. Instead, Voyager 2’s flyby in 1989 — the only close look we’ve ever gotten of this 3-billion-mile-away planet — revealed a turbulent atmosphere with lighter cloud ripples and raging storms. Surprisingly, the fastest winds ever recorded in the solar system whirl on Neptune, up around 1,300 miles (about 2,100 kilometers) per hour. Driving this activity appears to be Neptune’s internal heat, but as the farthest planet from the sun (farthest, that is, ever since the more-distant Pluto was kicked off the planet list in 2006), why does it hold so much heat?

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The Greatest Mysteries of the Planets

Mercury

Mercury is notoriously difficult to study, thanks to its proximity to the scorching hot and blindingly bright sun. Thus, mysteries abound. For example, Mercury has a giant core — perhaps because its outer, lighter layers got brushed off by planetary collisions long ago, but scientists aren’t sure. It also has a magnetic field and an atmosphere, both of unknown origin. In fact, the little planet leaks a steady stream of atmospheric particles, suggesting its atmosphere is somehow constantly regenerated. 

Venus

Planetary scientists are still working out the details of how a once-earthlike Venus gradually morphed into the hellishly hot planet shrouded in a thick blanket of toxic gases we see today. But a bigger mystery regarding Earth’s “evil twin” is why the planet’s atmosphere swirls around it 60 times faster than the sphere spins itself; and speaking of Venus’ spin, no one knows why it goes counter-clockwise unlike all the other inner planets, such that the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. 

Earth

You might think we’d have nailed down the major bullet points about our home planet’s structure and formation, but in fact, big zingers remain. We don’t know, for example, how all this water got here, and we’re uncertain about the nature of Earth’s core, which, strangely, transmits seismic waves faster in one direction than the other. Our beloved satellite has big bogglers, too. While most scientists think the moon formed from a chunk of Earth that got knocked off during an ancient impact, the theory has a hole: the theoretical impactor, dubbed Theia, should have left a residue with distinctive characteristics, but it has not been detected. 

Mars

The Red Planet, now frigid, barren and seemingly deserted, spent its first 500 million or billion years as warm, wet and geologically dynamic. Scientists don’t know why it changed so drastically for the worse. They also wonder whether a more vibrant Mars once harbored life, and if it did, whether any bacteria-like Martian organisms managed to adapt to the harsher environs that took over, and are still eking out an existence there. 

Jupiter

Like a carefully dyed Easter egg, Jupiter is girded by lighter-hued bands called zones and darker bands called belts. But are these stripes merely surface features overlaying a uniform inner ball of gas, or are the zones and belts actually the tops of concentric cylinders that make up the planet? Whole stripes have been known to disappear without a trace; one vanished in May 2010 that was twice as wide as Earth; why? Other surface decors, such as the swirling vortex known as the Great Red Spot, are equally as mysterious: What power source drives their turbulent motion?

Saturn

For four centuries, astronomers have contemplated Saturn’s eye-popping rings, but none of their attempts to explain the beautiful features have ever seemed quite right. The rings could have formed from the icy remnants of a bygone moon, or from a passing comet torn to shreds by the planet’s gravity; they could be relatively young at just a few hundred million years old, or they might date back to the birth of Saturn more than four billion years ago. We just don’t know. We’re also yet to nail down the dynamics of giant storms and jet streams on the ringed planet’s surface, as well as the dynamics of its rotation.

Uranus

Planets are expected to radiate heat leftover inside them from their fiery formation process, but puzzlingly, Uranus radiates little or no heat into space. Perhaps the seventh planet’s heat got unleashed during some cosmic smash-up in the distant past. (That collision could also have caused the planet’s strange sideways spin.) Or, maybe Uranus somehow self-insulates, keeping all its heat trapped inside.

Neptune

Astronomers had expected Neptune to be a weatherless, featureless world in deep freeze. Instead, Voyager 2’s flyby in 1989 — the only close look we’ve ever gotten of this 3-billion-mile-away planet — revealed a turbulent atmosphere with lighter cloud ripples and raging storms. Surprisingly, the fastest winds ever recorded in the solar system whirl on Neptune, up around 1,300 miles (about 2,100 kilometers) per hour. Driving this activity appears to be Neptune’s internal heat, but as the farthest planet from the sun (farthest, that is, ever since the more-distant Pluto was kicked off the planet list in 2006), why does it hold so much heat?

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